Return of the Living Shred

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Hey Burt, it's Frank, we have a little problem That Ernie's crematorium could solve All the split dogs, cadavers, the butterflies - they're all alive
He tried to scare the new kid Fred on the late shift Told him the story about the tanks in the basement He knocked one, it leaked, now they're walking around stiff and blue

The sunset is laced with yellow smoke
The same that made Frank and Freddy choke And it's harder to breath No, they never should've meddled with those tanks in the basement Get the bone saw, bring some elbow grease

His friends are hanging in the cemetery
Scuz is having fun, the kids not weary
Never seen a graveyard, never knew nobody that died.
When Tina went to look for Fred at the warehouse She found his hat and then the Tarman popped out That third steps a bitch, just a heads up, now run for your life.

And its getting hard to believe
When he took the job his friends all said it'd make him a zombie No one knew how spot on they would be Just to buy Tina a ring That's the only reason Freddy took the job in the first place Now instead he's gonna eat her brains.

I want your brains!

Send me your cops and paramedics, everybody you got, yeah Cause there's no man, gun or barricade that won't fall if it's between me and you Send me your cops and paramedics, everybody you got, yeah You can board the doors or hole up in the roof, this towns a grave I share with you.


from Let's Talk About Getting Fired, released June 18, 2015



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Assassinate the Scientist Gainesville, Florida

Assassinate The Scientist has been playing fast, catchy, four chord pop-punk in Gainesville since 2007! Originally a 3 piece their drummer moved to South America in 2010. It took 4 years to get another drummer on board and they snagged a 2nd guitarist to complete the package. Gary and Nick write songs about video games, horror movies, and hating everything. Nothing’s changed in 8 years! ... more

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